Move Aside, I’ll Be the Magical Girl!

Only men can truly fall into femininity, so becoming feminine is the manliest act!” “Tch, don’t tell me you magical girls are all powered by Whale Hearts!” Mutated creatures? Kill! Cultists? Kill! Corrupted magical girls? Kill! Eldritch gods invading Earth? Kill! Redefining what it means to be a magical girl—I’ll f*cking kill, kill, kill! Mercy through overwhelming violence! Jiang Ci’s daily life after becoming a magical girl: wake up at 6:30 AM, train for an hour, wash up and eat at 7:30, go monster hunting at 8:00, cook and nap at noon, hunt more at 2:00 PM, eat dinner at 5:30, and hunt again at 7:00 PM. Enemy: “Can we win?” Jiang Ci: “Win my ass—you’re dead for sure.”